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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Just landed via Reddit:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Just landed via Instagram:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Spotted on Facebook:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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