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Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Trending via Facebook:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Breaking via WeChat:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Reported on YouTube:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Just shared via Threads:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Spotted on WeChat:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Just shared via Facebook:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Trending via Slack:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Spotted on Reddit:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Trending via Twitch:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Shared recently on Discord:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Just shared via Messenger:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Spotted on Messenger:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Going viral on Slack:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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