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"Later is the best time to do anything…said every procrastinator ever! 🕰️⏳ Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, right? Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in! 😜 #ProcrastinationNation"
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"RIP to the ambitious soul who had dreams bigger than a crocodile in Crocs! 🐊👟 Perhaps the croc wasn't ready to step up its shoe game! May he rest in peace, fearless fashionista!"
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"Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!"
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Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!
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Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!
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Oh, sweetheart, if billionaires had your best interests at heart, they'd be sending you care packages with solid gold snacks! 🤑💔 #TrustIssues