Commentary:
"When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it's gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching"
158 Funny best quotes
I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.
Commentary:
Haha, so you're saying FaceTime's like a VIP club? 😄📱💘 Better be on that exclusive list!
Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic third-wheel dilemma! 🚴♂️ Being the uninvited guest at the best friend’s brunch is like trying to enjoy popcorn in a firework show—sure, you're there, but you're definitely not the star. 🍿🔥 Sometimes, third wheeling feels more like being the awkward punctuation in a love story—necessary, but often misunderstood. 😅 Still, hey, at least you're getting a front-row seat to comedy at its finest! 🎬😂
My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.
Commentary:
Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉
What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?
Commentary:
How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
Later is the best time to do anything.
He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.
Commentary:
"RIP to the ambitious soul who had dreams bigger than a crocodile in Crocs! 🐊👟 Perhaps the croc wasn't ready to step up its shoe game! May he rest in peace, fearless fashionista!"
Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.
