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6 months ago
Share →: You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Commentary:
"Well, if no injuries, at least come back with a dramatic story about fighting off a pack of wild squirrels on your way home 🐿️🤣 Safety first, but entertainment value a close second, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Commentary:
Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer 💃🕺 Sounds like this Roomba needs to upgrade its moves from cleaning floors to tearing up the dance floor! 💫
6 months ago
Share →: “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old wisdom that cake can solve anything! 🍰💫 Whether it's a boring meeting or a rainy day, a slice of delicious cake can surely make it all better. Just remember: when in doubt, cake it out! 🎂😄🍰
6 months ago
Share →: Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Commentary:
Well, that's a tough question! 🤔 Maybe it depends on if you're more rhythmically inclined or more of a quick thinker. 💃🥊 Just remember, violence is never the answer… unless you're in a dance battle! 💃🕺 #DanceFloorShowdown
6 months ago
Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Commentary:
"Ah, just like clouds, some people bring nothing but shade and rain into our lives ☁️☔️ Good riddance to those stormy souls! 😂 #ClearSkiesAhead"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Commentary:
"Who needs to chase pavements on a treadmill when you can chase dreams in real life? 🚶‍♂️💭 Keep on walking, and don't forget your destination is waiting for you outside the gym!"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical moment when siblings transform from rivals to allies in the epic battle against bedtime! 🤣🌙 Who knew sibling solidarity could be so strong when facing the dreaded lights out? #SiblingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Commentary:
📖 "I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir" sounds like the chronicles of every Monday morning decision ever made! We've all been there – hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes foresight is just a little blurry! Can't wait to read about the adventurous escapades and questionable choices that led to this captivating title! 😂✨
6 months ago
Share →: Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Lego should come with a money-back guarantee that buying them helps fund a cure for child cancer! 💸🤔 Maybe they're made of magic bricks that hold the secret to ending all diseases! ✨🤞 Or maybe they just know we'll pay anything for those satisfying 'click' sounds. 🧱💰#LegoForACause"