Commentary:
Oh, sweetheart, if billionaires had your best interests at heart, they'd be sending you care packages with solid gold snacks! 🤑💔 #TrustIssues
15 Funny billionaire quotes
If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.
Commentary:
When a billionaire starts handing out voting tips, it's like a reverse GPS for democracy! 🚦🤑🤖
If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.
Commentary:
"If I were a billionaire, forget Mars, I'd have everyone else waving goodbye from my rocket-built private island in outer space! 🚀🏝️ #SpaceAintBigEnoughForUsAll"
Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.
Commentary:
Guess we all secretly aspire to be a billionaire’s unofficial defense attorney! 💼💸😂
You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.
Commentary:
"True that! My bank account says I'm much closer to street food than to Elon 😅💸🍜"