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Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Trending via Messenger:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Spotted on TikTok:

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Trending via Pinterest:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Live now on Slack:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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10 shares on Snapchat this month:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

84 shares on X this month:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

Making waves on Twitch:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Just landed via Discord:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Live now on Slack:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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