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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Just shared via Instagram:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Just landed via Discord:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Shared recently on Discord:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Live now on YouTube:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Just shared via Reddit:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Just landed via WeChat:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Seen just now on Slack:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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60 shares on X this month:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

94 shares on WeChat this month:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Breaking via Threads:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Spotted on Facebook:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Trending via Twitch:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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