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Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Reported on Snapchat:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Reported on X:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Just shared via X:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Trending via YouTube:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Trending via Messenger:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Trending via YouTube:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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37 Funny body image quotes

Funny body image quotes 😂 are the perfect pick-me-up for those days when you’re not feeling your fabulous self 💁‍♀️. They blend humor and self-love, reminding us to embrace our quirks and imperfections with a smile 😊. In a world obsessed with perfection, a little laughter goes a long way in lightening the mood and boosting confidence. So, get ready to chuckle and celebrate the wonderfully unique canvas that is you 🌟!

New funny body image quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Commentary:
Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
6 days ago
Share →: I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Commentary:
Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
7 days ago
Share →: My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
4 weeks ago
Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
1 month ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Commentary:
"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"
1 month ago
Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
2 months ago
Share →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero"
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
2 months ago
Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Just shared via Instagram:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Breaking via X:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Going viral on Pinterest:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Just shared via WeChat:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Live now on Slack:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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