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Funny body image quotes ๐Ÿ˜‚ are the perfect pick-me-up for those days when you’re not feeling your fabulous self ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ. They blend humor and self-love, reminding us to embrace our quirks and imperfections with a smile ๐Ÿ˜Š. In a world obsessed with perfection, a little laughter goes a long way in lightening the mood and boosting confidence. So, get ready to chuckle and celebrate the wonderfully unique canvas that is you ๐ŸŒŸ!

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothesโ€”one size too smallโ€”that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now Iโ€™m fat and dumb.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Reverse cowgirl so he doesnโ€™t see the double chin.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Of course, my summer body is ready; itโ€™s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Summer body? Folks, Iโ€™m cosplaying as a potato thatโ€™s seen some things.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Iโ€™ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you feel fat and sad just know itโ€™s someone out there fatter than you.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, thatโ€™s why youโ€™re skinny”.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

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