45 Funny body image quotes

• I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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• I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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  acceptance, body, body image, confidence, dress, fat, humor, i, image, self, self-acceptance, summer, think, want, well

• All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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• There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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• I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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• My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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  body, body image, dumb, fat, humor, image, intelligence, IQ, sarcasm, self-deprecating, used, weight

• When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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  body, body image, day, feel, humor, image, observation, shopping, thinnest, through, time, walk, Walmart, want

• Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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  body, body image, chin, cowgirl, double, double chin, funny situation, humor, image, joke, physical, physical humor, playful, reverse, sexual, sexual humor, situation

• Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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• Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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