34 Funny body image quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
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  1 month ago

  View →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?
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  4 months ago

  View →: With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.
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  5 months ago

  View →: On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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