Commentary:
Isn't it ironic how our memory works? 🐘 Beauty might go unnoticed, but a single fat joke sticks like glue! Oh, the memory power of elephants – they never let us forget our slip-ups! 😅 #ElephantMemory #SizeMatters
47 Funny body image quotes
If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"
My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.
Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.
Commentary:
"Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"
But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?
Commentary:
"Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"
With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.
Commentary:
"Who needs scales or mirrors when you've got denial and self-deception on your side? 🙈🤷♂️ #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.
Commentary:
"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems"
On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions – the eternal struggle between channeling our inner Victoria's Secret model or indulging in the sweet embrace of cake 🍰👙 Who needs abs when you can have abs-olutely delicious cake, am I right? 😂 #CakeOverCalories"
At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.
Commentary:
"Keeping my snacks close cause you never know when big bellies will be all the rage! 🍕😂🍔 #Trendsetter"
When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"