Commentary:
"Who needs a perfect 10 when you can be a deliciously entertaining combination of two 5s sprinkled with cheese and chocolate? 🧀🍫 Aim for cheesy-chocolaty greatness, and watch them melt at your charm! 😉"
47 Funny body image quotes
I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.
Commentary:
"Oh, to have the metabolism of a superhero and the appetite of a bottomless pit! 🦸♂️🍔 Maybe if I ate while wearing clothes, they would gain some weight for me? 🤔👗 #FoodieGoals"
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
Commentary:
"Who needs love handles when you've got snacks to hold on to? 🍔🍟 Looks like this is a case of sacrificing intimacy for instant noodles. 🍜🤷♂️ Embracing the foodie life, one bite at a time… even if it means struggling with zippers. 👖😂 #FoodieProblems"
Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.
Commentary:
"Leggings: the versatile fashion piece that either elevates your style to chic elegance or transforms you into a majestic elephant 🐘👖 Who says fashion can't be fun and a little bit wild?"
“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"
I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
Commentary:
Ah, the magical transformation of wide pants into tight pants! 🌟 Who knew our clothes could participate in a fashion metamorphosis too? 🦋 It's like a surprise reunion with an old friend… who now gives you a hug a little too snug. 😄 Just keep rocking those tight pants with confidence! 💃 #FashionComedy
Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.
Commentary:
"Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"
Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
Commentary:
"Waiting for the day those skinny jeans magically transform into stretchy sweatpants 🤔👖 #TheStruggleIsReal"
I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.
Commentary:
Seems like the advertisers believe in the saying, "straight to the point!" 😂 Chin up, you're not alone in receiving personalized ads that hit a little too close to home. Maybe it's time to show those ads who's boss and indulge in a giant slice of pizza instead! 🍕 #ChinFatStruggles
I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.
Commentary:
"Looks like this spiritual journey is getting a little too cozy around the waistline 😋👖 Don't worry, expanding your horizons is good for the soul… and the seams of your jeans! 🍔🧘♀️ #EatPrayLoveButAlsoSizeUp"