Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
47 Funny body image quotes
Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
Commentary:
"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"
Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.
Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"
Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸♀️✨ #FashionHero"
I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"
You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.
Commentary:
"When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops"
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic quest for the elusive “skinny” flavor—because nothing beats the feeling of literally starving for that perfect moment of satisfaction! 😂🍎 Remember, balance is key, and sometimes a slice of pizza is just as good as a run on the treadmill! 🍕🏃♀️💫
I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
Commentary:
"Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' 😄👖 #GeneticsGotJokes"