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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Seen just now on Discord:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Just landed via Facebook:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Spotted on Instagram:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Live now on Instagram:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Just landed via TikTok:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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