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Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Going bananas on Discord:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Going viral on Discord:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Just landed via TikTok:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Trending via X:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Making waves on Twitch:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

71 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

44 shares on X this month:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Just landed via Reddit:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Trending via Threads:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Spotted on Threads:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Seen just now on X:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Just shared via X:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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