Funny bonding quotes

• Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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  2 months ago

  arm, arm wrestling, bonding, contact, eye, eye contact, eyes, hands, hold, humor, invention, male, male bonding, men, others, playful, romance, wrestling

• True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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  2 months ago

  bonding, friend, friendship, fun, humor, judge, people, together, true, true friend

• I like you because we hate the same people.

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  2 months ago

  bonding, common, common ground, friendship, ground, hate, humor, i, people, relationship, same

• Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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  2 months ago

  affection, bonding, break, children, family, hug, humor, parenting, things, time

• I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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  3 months ago

  actually, bonding, friendship, fun, humor, introvert, know, me, once, patience, personality, relationship, skills, social, social skills, time

• Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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  5 months ago

  bonding, boner, carpool, club, drive, grown, grown man, home, humor, male, male bonding, man, men, strip, strip club, together

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