Funny bonding quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

  Commentary:
  "True friends don't judge each other, they save their best critiques for the rest of the world! 👯‍♂️👀 #SquadGoals #FriendshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like you because we hate the same people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing bonds people quite like a mutual dislike for others! 🤝😂 Who knew that shared animosity could be the foundation of a beautiful friendship? 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️ #EnemiesUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, hugging your children not only warms their hearts but also saves your fragile possessions! 🤗🧸 Just make sure they don't turn your favorite vase into a soccer ball later on! ⚽😜 #ParentingPriorities"

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