Funny book club quotes

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”