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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Spotted on WeChat:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Going viral on X:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Making waves on Telegram:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Live now on Instagram:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Shared recently on X:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Reported on TikTok:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Just shared via Instagram:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Just landed via Messenger:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Reported on X:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Reported on Twitch:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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