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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

Seen just now on Instagram:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Making waves on Discord:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Trending via Telegram:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Just landed via Slack:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Trending via Telegram:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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117 shares on Instagram this month.

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13 shares on YouTube this month:

Fries, not lies.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

81 shares on Discord this month:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Making waves on Threads:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Shared recently on Telegram:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Going viral on TikTok:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Just shared via TikTok:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Trending via Snapchat:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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