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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

94 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I am cassette tape years old.

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To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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