Funny butt quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

  Commentary:
  "By the authority of Facebook, the mighty unfriender and restrictor, let this virtual drama unfold! 💥💔💩 Who knew social media could have such dramatic power plays? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Friendship Frenzy!' 😂👋"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

  Commentary:
  🤣💉 "Cartoons really do have a way of glamorizing the most unusual things! Although getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork might look nonchalant on TV, I definitely wouldn't volunteer as tribute to test out that theory myself! 🍑🍴"

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