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So true! You keep throwing your money at it, but all you get is a wave and a smile 🙃📚💸
80 Funny career quotes
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.
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Digging deep into the job market, one rock at a time! 🪨😅📉
An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.
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Plot twist: We're all secretly majoring in time travel logistics! 🚀⌛️ #FutureProofed
Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.
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They should have offered PhDs in Hide and Seek, I'd be a world champ by now! 🎓🤷♂️😂
To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.
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Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝
To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.
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That’s one way to make sure you’re always in control of the remote! 🎬✂️😄
Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.
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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕
I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!
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Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨
What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?
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Welcome to the prestigious field of Professional Couch Enthusiast! 🛋️😴🏆