115 Funny cat quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

  Commentary:
  "When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. 🐱🙀💬"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they're silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of cat karma! 😸🔄 Here's to hoping she learns the joys (or pains) of dealing with a demanding furball in her next life! 🙀😹 #Catception"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic cat chat-up line! 😺 Who knew exchanging meows could be the key to someone's heart? 🐾 Just make sure you both agree on the purr-fect time for some serious meow-sic and cuddles! 🎵😺 #PurrfectPickupLines"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

  Commentary:
  "Every time I look into my cat's eyes, I can't help but wonder if he's secretly plotting to take over the world with his purr-fect plan 😼🌎 #CatConspiracy"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Dracula! Looks like your cat has claimed the coffin as her new napping spot! 🧛🐱 Who knew feline royalty was so gothic? 😺💀"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the devil tried his hand at pet grooming too? 🐱👹 Don't worry, hairless cats, we still think you're purr-fect in your own unique way! 😂 #BadHairDay"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Meow means woof in cat.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… seems like the cats are trying to join the bark side! 🐾🐱🐶 Who knew their meows had a secret translation for "woof" all along? 😂 Next thing you know, they'll be chasing their tails and fetching sticks! 🐾🐕 #LostInTranslation #CatVsDog

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