Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"
159 Funny cat quotes
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.
Commentary:
"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.
Commentary:
"Waiting for my cat to text back is like waiting for a response from a magic 8-ball—I keep asking, but it feels like they just shook me off! 😹📱✨"
There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"
Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.
Commentary:
"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"
Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
Commentary:
"🤣 My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! 🐱🛋️✨"
Babe, would it kill you to meow back?
Commentary:
"Why meow when I can hiss-torically ignore? 🐱😹"