Commentary:
Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
166 Funny cat quotes
My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
Commentary:
Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?
Commentary:
Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.
Commentary:
Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃♂️🐈⬛😹
The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.
Commentary:
I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.
Commentary:
"BRB, testing if my cat is a certified spa treatment! 😹🧖♀️🐱 #FurRealRelaxation"
When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.
Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.
Commentary:
"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"