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When your cat is so extra, even his sneezes have a plot twist! 😹😜💨
159 Funny cat quotes
Imagine the sarcasm they’d dish out if cats could speak.
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Cats would probably insist we bow more and change the channel to the fish tank live stream.
Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?
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When your cat takes his role as roommate a bit too seriously 😂🐱🏠
If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.
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Be honest, you’d have me microchipped and spoiled with treats in no time 😸🛋️
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.
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My cat gets more screen time than I do! 😸📱😴
Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?
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Cats must think hairballs are the universe's surprise gifts—one minute you're clean, next minute you're saying "thanks, but no thanks" to a fur ball! 😹🎁
Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?
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I’m totally ready for the universe to hire me as a full-time cat cuddler and artistic daydreamer! 🎨🐱✨
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸
May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?
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Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞