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When my cat sits on my lap, it's not affection—it's a tiny fluffy takeover 🐱👑😼
164 Funny cat quotes
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
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😂🐱 Proof that cats are the masterminds behind all major negotiations. They'd rather stage a hunger strike than eat subpar kibble! 🍽️🧠
Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.
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When you're high and your cat struts in like the CEO of the apartment 😂🐱 "Oh hai, Mr. Whiskers, what's the stock report?!" 📈😹
What are cats even trying to do?
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Trying to break into the nap Olympics and master the art of ignoring humans! 🐱😴🎯
Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.
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Well, looks like I need a loan because my cat just hired a lawyer 😂🐱💸
My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!
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When your cat is so extra, even his sneezes have a plot twist! 😹😜💨
Imagine the sarcasm they’d dish out if cats could speak.
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Cats would probably insist we bow more and change the channel to the fish tank live stream.
Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?
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When your cat takes his role as roommate a bit too seriously 😂🐱🏠
If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.
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Be honest, you’d have me microchipped and spoiled with treats in no time 😸🛋️
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"