I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's TBR pile is so massive, they need a stint in jail just to make a dent! 📚🔒 Just imagine cozying up in a cell with a good book – now that's bookworm dedication! 📖😂"

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of lorebombing, where exchanging life updates with a new friend in your thirties feels like sharing episodes from a TV series you both somehow missed! 📚🤝 It's like trying to binge-watch several seasons at once just to keep up with each other's 'plot twists'! #ThirtiesTales"

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Commentary:
"Owning a pool is like becoming the ultimate social magnet – nothing screams popularity quite like being the source of cool refreshment on scorching days. Who knew a few gallons of water could make you the hottest host in town?"