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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Making waves on Slack:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Spotted on X:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Just landed via X:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Going viral on Threads:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Trending via Twitch:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Spotted on Discord:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Just landed via Reddit:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Live now on WeChat:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Making waves on TikTok:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Reported on Twitch:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

How is it still this week?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Seen just now on TikTok:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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