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100 Funny comfort quotes
When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.
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Mar 29, 2025
Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.
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Mar 18, 2025
I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
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Mar 18, 2025
The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
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Mar 18, 2025
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
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Mar 18, 2025
So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.
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Mar 18, 2025
Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.
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Mar 18, 2025
Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
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Mar 18, 2025
Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.
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Mar 18, 2025
I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
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Mar 17, 2025
When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.
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Mar 17, 2025
I like my bed more than I like most people.
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Mar 17, 2025
Home is where you trust the toilet seats.
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Mar 17, 2025
Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.
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Mar 8, 2025
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
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Feb 25, 2025
I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.
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Feb 25, 2025
A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.
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Feb 24, 2025
Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.
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Feb 19, 2025
You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.
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Feb 17, 2025
I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.
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Feb 14, 2025
I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.
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Feb 13, 2025
I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.
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Feb 9, 2025
I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
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Feb 9, 2025
Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.
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Feb 9, 2025
A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.
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Feb 9, 2025
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