Funny quotes comfort

100 Funny comfort quotes

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

4 weeks ago

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

1 month ago

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

1 month ago

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

1 month ago

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

1 month ago

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

1 month ago

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

1 month ago

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

1 month ago

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

1 month ago

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

1 month ago

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

1 month ago

I like my bed more than I like most people.

1 month ago

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

1 month ago

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

2 months ago

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

2 months ago

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

2 months ago

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

2 months ago

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

2 months ago

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

2 months ago

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

2 months ago