Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of teamwork! Who knew that setting your life on fire could be a joint effort? 🔥👫 Just like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more emotional baggage… and less bank heists. 💔😅"
57 Funny commitment quotes
I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.
Commentary:
"Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"
I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fleeting joy of dieting – like a rollercoaster ride, but with kale instead of cotton candy. 🎢🥗 Here's to a future filled with more food adventures and fewer regrets! 😉🍔"
I will never stop being a quitter!
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of stubbornly surrendering. A true quitter's dilemma! 🤣 Let's embrace our ability to quit things…like quitting quitting! 😉"
Single by choice. Just not my choice.
Commentary:
"Single by choice. Just not my choice. 🤷♂️ Forever swiping left on fate's dating app! 😂 #SingleLife"
My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.
Commentary:
"Who needs a romantic partner when you've got a loyal email address by your side for years? 💻💕 Hotmail has been through all the spam, filters, and attachment troubles with me – true love at first login! 💌 #EmailGoals"
Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.
Commentary:
Taking a leap of faith into coupledom sounds thrilling, but the fear of successful love is real! 🏃♂️💔😆 #SingleSwanSong