Funny quotes competition

38 Funny competition quotes

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

2 weeks ago

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

2 weeks ago

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

1 month ago

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

1 month ago

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

1 month ago

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

1 month ago

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

1 month ago

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

2 months ago

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

2 months ago

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

3 months ago

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

3 months ago

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

3 months ago

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

3 months ago

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

3 months ago

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

3 months ago

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

3 months ago

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

3 months ago

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

3 months ago

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

3 months ago

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

3 months ago