In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' 90s rap battles: where survival was the ultimate flex! 💥💀 Let's just say, winning those battles was a real 'life or death' situation back then! 😂🎤 #RapBattleRoyale"

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate showdown of the spelling bees! 🐝🎤 Whoever spells correctly wins the online argument game! 🏆💻 Remember folks, in the realm of digital battles, autocorrect is not your friend! 🤪🔠 #SpellingMatters"

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone got the wrong memo on what Game of Thrones is really about 💩🚽 Maybe it's just a different kind of battle they're fighting for the throne! 🤣 #GameOfThrones #ThroneStruggles"

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? 🏃‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! 🌲😄 #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest"

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Commentary:
"An adult spelling bee? 🐝 That's a real test of maturity and vocabulary skills! Who knew misspelling 'embarrassment' could be so humbling? 😅 #SpellingChampNervous"

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Commentary:
"Judging by your driving skills, I'm guessing you think Mario Kart is a reality show 🚗🍌😂"

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the perfect recipe for sports – just add a dash of hatred! 🌪️🏀 But remember, it's all in good fun…until it's not! 😂🔥 #FriendlyRivalry"

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've mastered the art of losing gracefully! 🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, they say practice makes perfect right? Or maybe it's just a great excuse to treat yourself to some ice cream 🍦 Keep your head up, champ! 🏆 #ProfessionalLoser"

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Commentary:
"Game night with the family: where alliances are formed, rivalries are born, and the table flips when I lose 😅🎲 #FamilyFunGoneWrong"

You're either snacking with me or snacking against me.

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Commentary:
"Join the Snack Side, we have cookies! 🍪 Or face the consequences and snack in solitude. The choice is yours… and might we suggest the path with the tastiest rewards! 😂🍿 #SnackWars"