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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.
In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.
The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.
Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.
Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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4 days ago
Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Commentary:
"Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"
1 month ago
Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Commentary:
"May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took the concept of "go with the flow" a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree
2 months ago
Share →: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of the elevator door dance! The perfect blend of strategy, speed, and a dash of mischief. 🕺💨 Who knew such a mundane task could become a competitive sport? Just remember, timing is key, and victory tastes sweeter with an empty elevator ride! 😄🚪 #ElevatorGames"
3 months ago
Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Commentary:
"Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"
3 months ago
Share →: If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Commentary:
"Remember, if you can't beat them, there's always the option to hire a professional beat-maker. Just make sure to check their references first!"
3 months ago
Share →: Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boxing ring when you have a Monopoly board? It's all fun and games until someone lands on Park Place without a hotel. Family fistfights, now with a chance card twist!"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Commentary:
"Claiming it's not a competition, but secretly ready to swoop in for the win 🏆😏 Who knew humble bragging could be so entertaining! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Commentary:
"Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"