42 Funny competition quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a knockout decision! 🥴🥊🙌

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

  Commentary:
  "May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the concept of "go with the flow" a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of the elevator door dance! The perfect blend of strategy, speed, and a dash of mischief. 🕺💨 Who knew such a mundane task could become a competitive sport? Just remember, timing is key, and victory tastes sweeter with an empty elevator ride! 😄🚪 #ElevatorGames"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, if you can't beat them, there's always the option to hire a professional beat-maker. Just make sure to check their references first!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boxing ring when you have a Monopoly board? It's all fun and games until someone lands on Park Place without a hotel. Family fistfights, now with a chance card twist!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

  Commentary:
  "Claiming it's not a competition, but secretly ready to swoop in for the win 🏆😏 Who knew humble bragging could be so entertaining! 😂"

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