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36 Funny competition quotes

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025