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Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Making waves on X:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Making waves on Instagram:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Live now on Pinterest:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Live now on Messenger:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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6 months ago
Share →: Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Commentary:
Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Commentary:
"Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Commentary:
🚽💡 If Airbnb offered a 'Pit Stop Package', booking a bathroom would be a breeze! Just imagine the reviews: "5 stars for the most luxurious loo experience! Would definitely come back for seconds…or should I say flushes? 💁‍♂️🚿" #BathroomRentals #AirbnbInnovation 💫
6 months ago
Share →: Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Commentary:
"Because who has time for safe ejecting when there's a whole world to conquer? 💥😎 #LivingDangerously"
6 months ago
Share →: Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Commentary:
"Drinking at home: where the only bartender judging you is your cat 🐱💸 #fiftybuckslighter"

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

You are the Monday of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Spotted on Messenger:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Spreading quickly via X:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Seen just now on Slack:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Shared recently on Reddit:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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