34 Funny convenience quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

  Commentary:
  🚽💡 If Airbnb offered a 'Pit Stop Package', booking a bathroom would be a breeze! Just imagine the reviews: "5 stars for the most luxurious loo experience! Would definitely come back for seconds…or should I say flushes? 💁‍♂️🚿" #BathroomRentals #AirbnbInnovation 💫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

  Commentary:
  "Because who has time for safe ejecting when there's a whole world to conquer? 💥😎 #LivingDangerously"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

  Commentary:
  "Drinking at home: where the only bartender judging you is your cat 🐱💸 #fiftybuckslighter"

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