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Funny creature quotes

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

1 month ago

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

2 months ago

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

3 months ago

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

3 months ago

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

3 months ago

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

3 months ago

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

3 months ago

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

3 months ago

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

3 months ago