20 Funny creature quotes

• Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal comparison, comparison, creature, dolphin, elf, fantasy, humor, mythical, mythical creature, orc, shark

• We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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  architecture, back, bring, building, creature, decoration, freaky, gargoyle, guys, humor, little, need, should, statue

• Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, channel, creature, creatures, deserve, donut, donuts, food, food humor, humor, nature, nature channel, own, playful, sweets, week, whimsical

• I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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  creature, fantasy, humor, irony, kid, kids, listening, love, mythical, mythical creature, unicorn, vampire, werewolf

• Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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  anxiety, away, creature, fear, giggle, humor, imagine, ran, run, spider, us

• I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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  2 months ago

  after, bed, creature, environment, humor, i, kid, kids, living, living creature, okay, parenting, procrastination, saw, spider, survive, tired, too, under

• If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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  2 months ago

  creature, fantasy, humor, i, ID, imagination, joke, mythical, mythical creature, Sighclops, wordplay

• In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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  acorn, acorns, autumn, collection, creature, creatures, humor, nature, playfulness, squirrel, squirrels, toddler, types

• I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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  bet, Bigfoot, cheeseburger, creature, food, friendship, hangout, humor, i, mythical, mythical creature, once, time, us, wildlife

• Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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  2 months ago

  clean, creature, creatures, Disney, help, humor, i, just, laundry, me, set, sing, standards, unrealistic, unrealistic standards, window, woodland, woodland creature

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