19 Funny creature quotes — Wordgag ツ

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

6 days ago5 days ago

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

1 month ago1 month ago

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

1 month ago1 month ago

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

2 months ago2 months ago

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

2 months ago2 months ago

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

3 months ago3 months ago

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Mar 17, 2025

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Feb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Jan 29, 2025

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Jan 28, 2025

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Jan 26, 2025

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Jan 26, 2025

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Jan 24, 2025

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Jan 24, 2025

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Jan 21, 2025