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- Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.
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- If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.
- My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.
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- My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.
- Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.
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- If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.
- Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
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