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"Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought"
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- Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.
- I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
- Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
- Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.
- I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.
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Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣
Top Funny Culinary Quotes 🔥
- Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
- Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.
- Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.
- If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?
- Avocado is just green butter.
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