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- If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.
- *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.
- I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too⦠when I was alive.
- When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.
- Itβs all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.
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"Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? π Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! β»οΈ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. ποΈπ" -
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"Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? π₯π Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! π" -
Share β: I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.Commentary:
"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? ππ Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals" -
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"Oops, wrong emoji, wrong timing! π€¦ββοΈ Remember folks, choose your emojis wisely, unless you want to turn condolences into a round of applause! ππΌπ " -
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"Imagine haunting people for eternity looking all creased and trying to straighten yourself out… π»ποΈ Talk about a boo-humbug situation! Just ghostly things, I guess! π" -
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Ah, the eternal struggle of teenagers between fashion and freezing temperatures βοΈπΆοΈ! It's all about sacrificing warmth for that ultimate 'coolness' factor. Who needs a jacket when you've got style, right? π #FashionOverFreezing #TeenagerTrendsetter -
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"Ah, the Holy Trinity of life's certainties: death, taxes, and the oddly reliable appearance of the world's slowest driver just when you're in a rush πβ°. It's like they have a secret GPS tracker tuned into your stress levels!" -
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"Only the hottest ones can turn to ashes, after all, you gotta urn it! π₯π #BurnBabyBurn" -
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"Watch out for those lethal small talk conversations! π¬π΅ Stay safe out there, folks – one boring sentence could be your downfall ππ"
Top Funny Death Quotes π₯
- Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
- When I die I want people to say βHmm, I didnβt know you could die like that.β
- Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?
- When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.
- Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?
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