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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Trending via Telegram:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Seen just now on Slack:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Live now on TikTok:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Just landed via Discord:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Breaking via YouTube:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Just landed via X:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Just landed via Threads:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Making waves on Facebook:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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25 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

74 shares on Discord this month:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Just landed via Slack:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Breaking via TikTok:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Just landed via YouTube:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Live now on Reddit:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Spotted on Discord:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Going bananas on TikTok:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Just shared via Threads:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Just shared via X:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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