Funny quotes devil

Funny devil quotes

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

1 month ago

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

1 month ago

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

1 month ago

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

3 months ago

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

3 months ago

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

3 months ago

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

3 months ago

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

3 months ago