11 Funny devil quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.
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  3 months ago

  View →: “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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