When the devil couldn't reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Commentary:
"Looks like the devil decided to outsource his evil schemes to your own brain – talk about cutting out the middleman! 🧠😈 Don't worry, even Hell wouldn't want to deal with that level of sass and wit for long! 🔥😂"

The devil couldn't reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Commentary:
Looks like the devil doesn't like competition, so he messed with your love life instead! 🤷‍♂️💔 Just remember, if the devil's messing with you, you must be doing something right! 😈😂 #LoveTroubles #DevilishMischief

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're saying I should watch out for devilish details? 👀👹 Well, I do have a way of turning a blind eye to those pesky little buggers. Ignorance is bliss, right? 😅🔍 #DetailsSchmetails"

It's Sunday. I've slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on "Like".

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Sunday dilemma – snooze or choose church shoes! 😈👠 Looks like the devil is channeling his inner social media guru today, spreading likes instead of fire and brimstone. Who knew he had such a good eye for content? 😂👹 #SundayFunday #DevilLikes

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Commentary:
"Stranger: Your children are angels. 👼 Me: So was the devil. 😈 Who says innocence can't be mischievous!?"

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Commentary:
"Who knew the devil tried his hand at pet grooming too? 🐱👹 Don't worry, hairless cats, we still think you're purr-fect in your own unique way! 😂 #BadHairDay"

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Commentary:
Well, if you're playing devil's advocate, you might as well ask for a raise in hell while you're at it! We wouldn't want the devil feeling left out of the fun now, would we?