11 Funny devil quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

  Commentary:
  😂🔥 "When even the devil's like, 'Nah, I'm good,' you know you're special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the devil got a bit jealous of your heart's generosity and decided to play cupid in reverse! 😈💔 Don't worry, your love is just too radiant for some to handle! 🌟😆 #LoveStruggles #DevilishIntentions

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the devil tried his hand at pet grooming too? 🐱👹 Don't worry, hairless cats, we still think you're purr-fect in your own unique way! 😂 #BadHairDay"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

  Commentary:
  Well, if you're playing devil's advocate, you might as well ask for a raise in hell while you're at it! We wouldn't want the devil feeling left out of the fun now, would we?

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the devil decided to outsource his evil schemes to your own brain – talk about cutting out the middleman! 🧠😈 Don't worry, even Hell wouldn't want to deal with that level of sass and wit for long! 🔥😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the devil doesn't like competition, so he messed with your love life instead! 🤷‍♂️💔 Just remember, if the devil's messing with you, you must be doing something right! 😈😂 #LoveTroubles #DevilishMischief

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're saying I should watch out for devilish details? 👀👹 Well, I do have a way of turning a blind eye to those pesky little buggers. Ignorance is bliss, right? 😅🔍 #DetailsSchmetails"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Sunday dilemma – snooze or choose church shoes! 😈👠 Looks like the devil is channeling his inner social media guru today, spreading likes instead of fire and brimstone. Who knew he had such a good eye for content? 😂👹 #SundayFunday #DevilLikes

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