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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Making waves on Telegram:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Trending via Telegram:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Just shared via Twitch:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Trending via Facebook:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

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Funny devil quotes 😈🔥 bring a cheeky twist to the mischievous side of life! Perfect for those who love a little sass with their smirk, these witty lines add humor to the dark and daring. Whether you’re embracing your inner troublemaker or just need a laugh with a devilish edge, get ready for some playful, devilishly clever fun! 😜✨

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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22 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

29 shares on X this month:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Going viral on Slack:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Making waves on Twitch:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Just landed via Telegram:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Trending via Reddit:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Making waves on X:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Spotted on WeChat:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Seen just now on X:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Going bananas on Slack:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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