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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Going viral on Slack:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Shared recently on Twitch:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Just shared via WeChat:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Making waves on Facebook:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Spotted on X:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Just shared via YouTube:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Breaking via WeChat:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

16 Funny devil quotes

Funny devil quotes 😈🔥 bring a cheeky twist to the mischievous side of life! Perfect for those who love a little sass with their smirk, these witty lines add humor to the dark and daring. Whether you’re embracing your inner troublemaker or just need a laugh with a devilish edge, get ready for some playful, devilishly clever fun! 😜✨

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

6 days ago

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

6 days ago

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

7 days ago

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

1 week ago

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

1 week ago

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

1 week ago

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

2 weeks ago

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86 shares on Instagram this month:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

77 shares on X this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

80 shares on X this month:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Going viral on WeChat:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Just landed via Instagram:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Live now on Telegram:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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