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Funny devil quotes

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025