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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Going viral on Pinterest:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Just shared via Slack:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Making waves on X:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Going viral on YouTube:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Going viral on Telegram:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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