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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Spotted on Reddit:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Going viral on Slack:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Spotted on Messenger:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Spotted on Slack:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Breaking via Slack:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Breaking via YouTube:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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67 shares on Discord this month:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

My toxic trait is optimism.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

28 shares on Slack this month:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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Just shared via Slack:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Just shared via Discord:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Going bananas on Threads:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Shared recently on Threads:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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