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"Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺"
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- You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
- Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.
- What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?
- I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.
- If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.
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🐶🍃 "Wow, a real-life canine botanist in the making! 🕵️♂️ Who knew your furry friend had such a knack for leafy pursuits? 🌿 Forget fetch, we've now moved on to foliage hunting! 🍂🔎" -
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Oh, so you're a professional dog ear folder, huh? 📚🐶 That's some impressive page marking skills you've got there! Maybe next time you'll reach a full-blown literary mutt 😆🐾 #DogEarMaster -
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"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is like inviting trouble to a party 😆🦈🏖️ Maybe stick to a safer name like 'Puppy Paddle' for a stress-free day out!" -
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"Who needs tissues when you have a dog? 🐶❤️ Your furry friend is just helping you with your hydration levels! #DogHugsAreTheBest" -
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"Looks like the key to a long life is just taking it slow and steady like a turtle 🐢 Who knew that doing nothing could be so beneficial?! Meanwhile, us humans are constantly running like dogs 🐕 and only living for a fraction of the time. Maybe it's time for us to embrace our inner turtle and chill out more! 🐢🏃♂️ #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace" -
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"🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius" -
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"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife" -
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"Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals" -
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"Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"
Top Funny Dog Quotes 🔥
- Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.
- Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?
- My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.
- People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
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