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- If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.
- Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
- When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.
- When your children are teenagers, itβs important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
- I donβt have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?
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- I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
- My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesnβt pay any bills.
- When your children are teenagers, itβs important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
- What if your dog one day just randomly said βNobody is going to believe youβ and never spoke again.
- Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.
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