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"Ah, the glamorous life of a chauffeur to mini-humans and four-legged furballs! ๐๐ถ๐ถ Who needs a limo when you've got a minivan full of chaos and cuteness? ๐๐ #ParentingLife"
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- Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.
- Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.
- I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.
- A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.
- My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.
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"Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! ๐ถ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." ๐ -
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"๐ถ Who needs a human emergency contact when you have a loyal furry friend ready to fetch help at a moment's notice? Single life level: Expert. ๐" -
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"If dogs could talk, it would be a whole new level of drama at the dog park! ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คฅ Just imagine the tall tales your furry friend might come up with! Better hide those socks before they spill the beans about who the real sock thief is ๐๐งฆ" -
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"Who needs rejection from a man when even your dog's like, 'Nah, I'm out' ๐คฃ๐ถ #dogloyalty #rejectedbyboth" -
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๐ถ "When your dog catches you being a sleep paparazzi, it's time to lawyer up! ๐ Who knew that sleepy faces could be so incriminating? Someone's definitely on the naughty list now!" -
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"Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! ๐พ Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? ๐๐ Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! ๐ฅ #DoctorVsVet" -
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"Yep, dogs are the ultimate loyal companions. They'll never leave you on 'paws' ๐พ or let you 'fetch' a disappointed text ๐ฑ. No ghosting here, just tails wagging! ๐ถ๐ป" -
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Oh, the betrayal! ๐ถ Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! ๐ก๏ธ๐ #StabbyLittleSecrets -
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Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! ๐ถ๐คฃ Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! ๐พ #Dogtatorship
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- Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.
- All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.
- You donโt scare me. Youโre not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
- When your children are teenagers, itโs important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
- Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
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