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44 Funny door quotes

Funny door quotes add a humorous spin to the everyday act of entering and exiting! 🚪😂 Whether it’s witty remarks about knocking or playful observations about doors that just won’t cooperate, these quotes capture the lighter side of something as simple as a door. Enjoy a laugh as you look at doors in a whole new way! 😄🔑

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

1 month ago

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

1 month ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

2 months ago

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

2 months ago

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

2 months ago

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

2 months ago

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

3 months ago

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

3 months ago

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

3 months ago

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

3 months ago

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

3 months ago

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

3 months ago

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

3 months ago

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

3 months ago

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

3 months ago

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

3 months ago

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

3 months ago

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

3 months ago

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

3 months ago