76 Funny door quotes

• Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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• Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

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• In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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• The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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• What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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• I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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• Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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• Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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