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Funny door quotes

May 6
Share →: I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.
Nov 15
Share →: You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.
Oct 13
Share →: Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.
Oct 3
Share →: Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.
Sep 29
Share →: Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.
Sep 28
Share →: The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.
Sep 25
Share →: My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.
Sep 23
Share →: Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.
Sep 22
Share →: If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.
Sep 22
Share →: When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.