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44 Funny door quotes

Funny door quotes add a humorous spin to the everyday act of entering and exiting! 🚪😂 Whether it’s witty remarks about knocking or playful observations about doors that just won’t cooperate, these quotes capture the lighter side of something as simple as a door. Enjoy a laugh as you look at doors in a whole new way! 😄🔑

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Funny Quotes Mar 12, 2025

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025