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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Making waves on WeChat:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Trending via X:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Live now on Reddit:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Spotted on Slack:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Going viral on YouTube:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Just landed via Slack:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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53 Funny door quotes

Funny door quotes add a humorous spin to the everyday act of entering and exiting! 🚪😂 Whether it’s witty remarks about knocking or playful observations about doors that just won’t cooperate, these quotes capture the lighter side of something as simple as a door. Enjoy a laugh as you look at doors in a whole new way! 😄🔑

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2 hours ago
Share →: My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Commentary:
Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆
5 days ago
Share →: Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Commentary:
Every time I wait in front of those doors, I feel like I'm auditioning for an invisible friend's club! 🚪🤦‍♂️😂
6 days ago
Share →: ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Commentary:
Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
6 days ago
Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Commentary:
Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
6 days ago
Share →: Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
1 week ago
Share →: Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦‍♂️🛸🌕"
1 week ago
Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Commentary:
"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Commentary:
"Ah, just what I needed—my personal fly-through drive-thru! 😂🪰🚪"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Commentary:
"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
4 months ago
Share →: Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Commentary:
"Remember, when someone says they're thinking of you, it could mean they're sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!" 🚪👀

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Live now on TikTok:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Seen just now on X:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Going viral on YouTube:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Just shared via Facebook:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Going viral on TikTok:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Spotted on TikTok:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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