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44 Funny door quotes

Funny door quotes add a humorous spin to the everyday act of entering and exiting! 🚪😂 Whether it’s witty remarks about knocking or playful observations about doors that just won’t cooperate, these quotes capture the lighter side of something as simple as a door. Enjoy a laugh as you look at doors in a whole new way! 😄🔑

3 months ago
View →: Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.
3 months ago
View →: I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.
4 months ago
View →: Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.
4 months ago
View →: When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.
4 months ago
View →: I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.
4 months ago
View →: When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.
4 months ago
View →: A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.
4 months ago
View →: Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.
5 months ago
View →: I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.
5 months ago
View →: Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.
5 months ago
View →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.
5 months ago
View →: I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.
5 months ago
View →: When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.
5 months ago
View →: When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.
5 months ago
View →: My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.
5 months ago
View →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.
5 months ago
View →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.
5 months ago
View →: I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.
5 months ago
View →: Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.
5 months ago
View →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
5 months ago
View →: You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.
5 months ago
View →: If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.
5 months ago
View →: How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?
5 months ago
View →: I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.
5 months ago
View →: I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.
5 months ago
View →: Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.
5 months ago
View →: It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
5 months ago
View →: I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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