64 Funny door quotes — Wordgag ツ

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

3 days ago3 days ago

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

4 days ago4 days ago

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

1 month ago1 month ago

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

1 month ago1 month ago

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

2 months ago2 months ago

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

2 months ago2 months ago

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

2 months ago2 months ago

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

2 months ago2 months ago

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

2 months ago2 months ago

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

2 months ago2 months ago

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

2 months ago2 months ago

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

2 months ago2 months ago

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

2 months ago2 months ago

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

2 months ago2 months ago

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

2 months ago2 months ago