Commentary:
"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦♂️🛸🌕"
76 Funny door quotes
American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?
Commentary:
"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"
Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.
Commentary:
"Ah, just what I needed—my personal fly-through drive-thru! 😂🪰🚪"
I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.
Commentary:
"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.
Commentary:
"Remember, when someone says they're thinking of you, it could mean they're sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!" 🚪👀
I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.
Commentary:
"Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst"
Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.
Commentary:
"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.
Commentary:
"When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶♂️🔍"
I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦♂️🚶♀️ #PushPullPro
When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.
Commentary:
"Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"