Funny dorito quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a savory twist on the classic love triangle! 🧀🔺 Who needs drama when you can have a snack instead? 😉 #DoritoLoveTriangle

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

  Commentary:
  Oh, looks like that person couldn't handle your snack-tastic personality! 🤭🍟 Stay fabulous and remember, not everyone can handle the combination of being as single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito! 😂 #TooCoolToHandle

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