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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You lose some, you lose some more.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Breaking via Telegram:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Just landed via Messenger:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Spotted on Reddit:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Just landed via Slack:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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