funny drops quotes - Wordgag

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

May 26, 2026

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

May 24, 2026

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

May 19, 2026