13 Funny earlier quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

  …

  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're having… naps! 😴🕒😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

  Commentary:
  "Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "Ah, the ancient art of telepathy! Let me check my spam folder for your message… 🧐 Oh no, it must have gotten lost among all the mental junk mail! 😂 Next time, try sending a carrier pigeon just to be safe! 🐦💌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to insult me? Please, I already beat you to it in the mirror this morning! 💁‍♂️😂 #SelfRoast"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

  Commentary:
  "Having Taylor Swift as your alarm clock is like a musical game of 'Beat the Clock'! 🕑🎶 No snooze button can save you from that kind of motivation! 😂 #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

  Commentary:
  "Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸‍♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

  Commentary:
  "Confucius knew how to make the best out of every situation – even the hangovers! 🍺💀 Just remember, it's all about quality over quantity…unless we're talking about #memories, then bottoms up! 🥂😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the rush of dopamine and surprise, just from being first in line! 💊 Too bad waiting rooms don't come with a 'fast-pass' option…unless you count caffeine as a makeshift substitute! ☕️ #QuickDrawPill"

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