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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

3 months ago

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

3 months ago

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

3 months ago

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

3 months ago

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

3 months ago

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

3 months ago

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

3 months ago

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

3 months ago

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

3 months ago

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

3 months ago