15 Funny earlier quotes

• I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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  1 month ago

  ant, cleaning, crumb, crumbs, discovery, earlier, forgot, humor, i, just, kitchen, moaning, pest, pleasure, surprise, sweep

• The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, bed, earlier, humor, laziness, morning, morning routine, motivation, procrastination, routine, sleep, still, think, thoughts, time, wake, waking, waking up, why, wish

• For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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  2 months ago

  bed, bedtime, earlier, humor, humor quote, ID, irony, laziness, much, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, sleep, someone, think

• The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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  2 months ago

  age, age joke, aging, earlier, early, humor, i, irony, joke, late, older, time

• Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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  2 months ago

  bedtime, before, earlier, every, humor, i, morning, night, procrastination, regret, sleep, wake up, why

• Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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  2 months ago

  communication, earlier, humor, i, joke, message, mind, mind reading, reading, telepathy

• No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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  2 months ago

  always, earlier, early, fate, half, hour, humor, irony, matter, morning, time

• Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, earlier, humor, i, insult, insulting, me, myself, sarcasm, self, self-talk, wit, work

• I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, always, earlier, five, humor, i, listen, minutes, morning, morning routine, music, procrastination, routine, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, wake, wake up

• Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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  2 months ago

  back, change, daylight, daylight saving, earlier, hour, humor, joke, nice, sarcasm, saving, stole, theft, time, year

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