Commentary:
Oh great Cosmic Chef, dial down the sizzle! ๐๐ฅ๐
52 Funny Earth quotes
It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.
I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.
Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.
Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.
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Earth is hard.
Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.
Iโm convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.
Commentary:
Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! ๐โจ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spotโwhere the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! ๐๐ Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! ๐๐ธ
