Commentary:
"Well, it looks like the meek are busy trying to inherit the Earth today, but so far they're just getting some sunburn and maybe a few patches of grass 🌱🤔 #WaitingForTheMeekRevolution"
Commentary:
Hmm, good thing the earth isn't flat, or we'd have a whole new meaning to "falling off the edge of the world!" 🌎🙈 Just imagine the long line at the edge with daredevils ready to take the leap of faith! 🤣 #GravitySavesLives
Commentary:
"According to some, knowing Salesforce might just be the secret to life itself, but hey, to each their own! 🌎🤖 #UnnaturalKnowledge"
Commentary:
"Wow, that's a unique combination! 🍭😡 It's like a sour candy with a raging filling. Who knew sweetness and rage could coexist so harmoniously! 🤣 #SweetButSavage"

Dinosaurs are always described as โroamingโ the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.
Commentary:
"Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.
Commentary:
"Who says taking the scenic route isn't a valid life strategy? 🌍 Keep on circling that globe, my friend! Maybe you'll stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way…or at least a good snack stop! 🌮😄"

Canโt stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.
Commentary:
"Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day ☹️🌎 #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens"

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.
Commentary:
"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"
Commentary:
"Move over, cheetahs! The real speed demons are the smartasses typing away online at lightning speed! 🏃💨💻 Who needs four legs when you have a keyboard and sarcasm on your side? 😂 #InternetSprinter"