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Funny Earth quotes

May 10
Share →: I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.
Sep 25
Share →: If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.
Sep 23
Share →: Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.
Sep 22
Share →: I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
Sep 22
Share →: As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.
Sep 22
Share →: I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
Sep 22
Share →: My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
Sep 22
Share →: A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.