Funny Earth Quotes That Will Make You Look at the World in a Whole New Way 🌍😂🌱

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

May 10, 2024May 10, 2024

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Sep 23, 2023May 6, 2024

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 3, 2023

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 26, 2023