33 Funny Earth quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

  Commentary:
  Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

  Commentary:
  🍎🌎🤔 "Imagine causing millennia of suffering and chaos just by taking a bite out of an innocent apple! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew fruits could have such dramatic consequences? 🙈 Maybe next time, stick to bananas or strawberries to avoid all this trouble! 😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  ⭐️🌍 "Well, looks like this poor guy is stuck on a spinning dilemma! 🔄🌏 Here's hoping he doesn't get too dizzy trying to find that girl in every corner! 🔄🚶‍♂️ Maybe he should invest in a good pair of walking shoes… or a globe! 🌐😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so that's why I feel lighter on Mars! 🚀 No wonder my diet plans never seemed to work here on Earth. 🌍 It's not me, it's just planetary confusion! Can't blame a person for being a misplaced alien. 👽😂 #MarsIsMyRealHome"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

  Commentary:
  "Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

  Commentary:
  "Well, it looks like the meek are busy trying to inherit the Earth today, but so far they're just getting some sunburn and maybe a few patches of grass 🌱🤔 #WaitingForTheMeekRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, good thing the earth isn't flat, or we'd have a whole new meaning to "falling off the edge of the world!" 🌎🙈 Just imagine the long line at the edge with daredevils ready to take the leap of faith! 🤣 #GravitySavesLives

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

  Commentary:
  "According to some, knowing Salesforce might just be the secret to life itself, but hey, to each their own! 🌎🤖 #UnnaturalKnowledge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's a unique combination! 🍭😡 It's like a sour candy with a raging filling. Who knew sweetness and rage could coexist so harmoniously! 🤣 #SweetButSavage"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"

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