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44 Funny Earth quotes

Funny Earth quotes offer a playful perspective on our planet and its quirks! πŸŒπŸ˜‚ From humorous observations about nature’s oddities to witty takes on our everyday interactions with the environment, these quotes remind us to enjoy and laugh about our amazing Earth. Embrace the humor and celebrate our world with a smile! πŸ˜„πŸŒΏ

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Earth is hard.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Posted on6 months ago

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Posted on6 months ago

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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