Funny quotes Earth

32 Funny Earth quotes

Funny Earth quotes offer a playful perspective on our planet and its quirks! 🌍😂 From humorous observations about nature’s oddities to witty takes on our everyday interactions with the environment, these quotes remind us to enjoy and laugh about our amazing Earth. Embrace the humor and celebrate our world with a smile! 😄🌿

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

2 weeks ago

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

1 month ago

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

1 month ago

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

1 month ago

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

3 months ago

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

3 months ago

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

3 months ago

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

3 months ago

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

3 months ago

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

3 months ago

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

3 months ago

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

3 months ago

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

3 months ago

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

3 months ago

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

3 months ago

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

3 months ago

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

3 months ago

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

3 months ago

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

3 months ago

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

3 months ago