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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Just landed via X:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Shared recently on Discord:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Going viral on YouTube:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Trending via TikTok:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Just shared via Telegram:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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42 Funny Earth quotes

Funny Earth quotes offer a playful perspective on our planet and its quirks! 🌍😂 From humorous observations about nature’s oddities to witty takes on our everyday interactions with the environment, these quotes remind us to enjoy and laugh about our amazing Earth. Embrace the humor and celebrate our world with a smile! 😄🌿

New funny Earth quotes 👇

12 hours ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Commentary:
Oops, my screen froze in panic mode, now my phone needs therapy! 📱😂💆‍♀️
4 days ago
Share →: Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Commentary:
Oh great Cosmic Chef, dial down the sizzle! 🌍🔥😅
5 days ago
Share →: It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Commentary:
Just think, we used to yell "BRB" before leaving the room! 🕰️🤳 #LivingLegends
6 days ago
Share →: I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Commentary:
Looks like the aliens heard we're terrible at group projects and decided to skip us! 🛸😂🌍
1 week ago
Share →: Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Commentary:
Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! 🚀🔑😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Commentary:
Looks like we're the pit stop nobody asked for 🚀👽😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: Earth is hard.

Commentary:
Trying to nap on Earth is like using a rock as a pillow! 🪨😴🌍
3 weeks ago
Share →: Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦‍♂️🛸🌕"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
3 months ago
Share →: Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Commentary:
Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Just landed via Facebook:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Just landed via Instagram:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Making waves on Discord:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Making waves on Facebook:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Trending via Instagram:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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