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117 Funny eating quotes

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025