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  • Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

    Commentary:
    Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️

  • I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

    Commentary:
    Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥

  • Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

    Commentary:
    🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn’t get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree

  • I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

    Commentary:
    “I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the horror of trying to hide your TikTok dances from your parents! 💃👨‍👩‍👧🙈”

  • One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew ‘an apple a day keeps the doctor away’ actually meant you couldn’t enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit”

  • It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

    Commentary:
    “Who has time for taxes when there’s a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck”

  • Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️”

  • Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Rappers out here making us feel like we should’ve been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn’t know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱”

  • Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
  • I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving”

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