142 Funny eating quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

  Commentary:
  "Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

  Commentary:
  "Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

  Commentary:
  "Single men’s diet: the only food pyramid that’s actually a pile of pizza boxes! 🍕🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

  Commentary:
  She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like those fancy almonds have been lying to us all along—it's just tree’s version of a home-cooked snack! 🌰😂 Next time you crunch on one, remember you're basically gnawing on a tiny piece of tree furniture. Who knew? 🌳🤭

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma—adulting in a nutshell! 🍽️🤔 Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? 🥣🥡 Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories don’t count after 9 PM! 😅✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

  Commentary:
  🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn't get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree

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