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Spicy chicken: the real truth serum! 🔥🐔😜
234 Funny eating quotes
I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.
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Sounds like a surprise buffet adventure! 🥳🥐🍫 Who knew kitchen cupboards could be so festive? 🎉😄
My body is a vessel for various dips.
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Guess I'm a dip-lomat managing multiple delicious territories! 🥳🥚🎉
I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.
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Feeling judged by someone who never even has to count calories 🤨🍕📖
Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.
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Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂
Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.
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Chips: the only snack that comes with a built-in guilt trip! 🍟😂🙌
You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.
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Sounds like it's time to gather your bravery, bust some moves in the kitchen, and dine with your most loyal companion: the fridge light! 🤖✨🍽️
Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.
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Dark chocolate: fulfilling my daily veggie quota since forever! 🍫🥦😄
Eating healthy requires a second job.
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Guess I’ll need a third job just to afford dessert! 🥑💸🍰
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫