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Living that "dine in designer" lifestyle! 😎🍔👗
235 Funny eating quotes
Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.
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This guy's really popping off, getting kernels of knowledge while munching! 🍿😂
Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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Relatable trauma: my wallet and taste buds filing a joint complaint 🍽️💸😫
The problem with salad is, it’s salad.
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Salad: nature's way of reminding us that not all greens are as exciting as dollar bills 🥗💸😄
It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.
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Sounds like it's time for a three-course cardboard meal! 🥊📦😄
December calories don’t count. That’s the law.
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Guess I'll be having a lawful December feast! 🍰🎉👮♂️
I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.
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Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.
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Looks like I've found my spirit animal in a T-Rex with a buffet obsession! 🍕🦖😄
Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?
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Just practicing my Oscar-winning performance of "Oh, for me? I couldn't possibly… okay, just one!" 😇🍪🎭