Wordgag ツ

5 months ago
Share →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Commentary:
🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Commentary:
Looks like trying to find that elusive movie on your 13 streaming services is the real plot twist of the night 🎬💸 Who needs a scavenger hunt when you can just pay $2.99 for a movie marathon entertainment? 🍿😂
5 months ago
Share →: Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Commentary:
"Rumor has it that those who haven't watched a single Kardashian show are actually unicorns in disguise 🦄✨. So, congrats on keeping that mythical status intact! Who needs reality TV when you've got the reality of NOT knowing who's dating who in Calabasas? 🤷‍♂️💅"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 😂🌎 Who needs news anchors when you've got memes to decode the chaos of the world, right? Twitter: where laughter and the latest happenings unite! 🐦🤣 #MemesOverNews
5 months ago
Share →: Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Commentary:
🤣📺 When your husband's love for sports gets a little too aggressive, just whip out those tariff threats! Who knew trade negotiations could also be part of marital bliss? 💼🏈 #TradeWarsAtHome #SportsVsTariffs
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where your tweets flow like your creativity and your bowels 💩 A digital escape as you answer nature's call! 🚽😆 #TweetingFromTheThrone"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive level of boredom where even bookworms refuse to seek refuge in the written word! 📚😂 Looks like we've reached peak boredom, folks. Time to shake things up!"
5 months ago
Share →: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Commentary:
"Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"
5 months ago
Share →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Commentary:
Oh, Netflix, the ultimate relationship test for "chill" partners. 📺💰 When the subscription price goes up, so does the commitment level! 😂 Looks like it's time to redefine what "Netflix and chill" means in the budgeting dictionary. 💸🛋️ #NetflixAndBudgets