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Plot twist: I'm actually attending a virtual wedding as the official shipper 😂💑📺
215 Funny entertainment quotes
If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.
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Sounds like you've got front-row tickets to the hottest drama in town, no subscription needed! 🎬📺👀
I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.
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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.
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When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍
Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.
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Trying to find my life purpose one HBO show at a time 📺😇 #SundaySavior
I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.
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Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶
The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.
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Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐
Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.
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Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.
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Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤
I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.
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When I say "music," kids say "streaming?" 👨🎤📼😆