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When even my phone wants to chat about viruses instead of playing the video 🤦♂️😂📱🔍
215 Funny entertainment quotes
Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.
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Remembering when "Be kind, rewind" was the biggest stress in life 🎥🍿😂
It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.
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Identifying with my caveman ancestors one marshmallow at a time 🔥😂
People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.
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Guess I'll need to start issuing "Cool Media Club" membership cards 🎟️😎📺
Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!
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When Netflix's algorithm is 100% sure I need "A Documentary on Ant Farming" instead of the blockbuster I actually searched for! 📽️🐜🍿
My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.
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When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready 😂📺📱
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
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That's one way to keep us practicing our discovery skills! 📺🔍🤣
Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.
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When the goal is to "relax," but you end up running a marathon in the scrollathon! 📱😂🎢
I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.
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Cue the laugh track and bring back the jingles! Because nothing says nostalgia like a sing-along before the shenanigans start! 🎶😂📺
For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.
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Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀