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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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